{"id":1197,"date":"2015-03-25T18:32:37","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T23:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2015-03-26T09:14:44","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T14:14:44","slug":"and-that-was-that-as-they-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/and-that-was-that-as-they-say-1197.html","title":{"rendered":"And That Was That&#8230;.As They Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There goes an old saying&#8230;&#8221;Sometimes monkeys die.&#8221; It&#8217;s not a particularly good saying, and it hardly fits in this instance. \u00a0So moving on, in an update to the Jeremy Clarkson debacle from a couple weeks ago, it has been <a href=\"http:\/\/transmission.blogs.topgear.com\/2015\/03\/25\/bbc-releases-statement-on-clarkson\/\">made official<\/a>\u00a0by the BBC that they will not be renewing his contract. \u00a0Shortly thereafter a statement was made by James May in one of the most oddly surreal front <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=N6cfFnBNELs\">porch interviews<\/a>\u00a0I&#8217;ve ever seen, that James, Richard and Jeremy are, effectively, a package deal; echoing the statements made by James and Richard initially when Clarkson was suspended on why they wouldn&#8217;t be doing the last three episodes without him. So here we are. Top Gear as we know it is ending after 13 years, in a very sad, and ultimately unnecessary way.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The last few years I have been thanking the uncaring universe for &#8220;just one more season&#8221; in the fear that the far-younger-than-he-looks Clarkson would continue living and showing up for work. He always did. All three of them did. Top Gear has been a mainstay. A monolithic force of nature that was immune to the ups and downs of the increasingly confused, approaching-irrelevant world of cable television. The viewership numbers basically guaranteed a show that would go on until everyone involved was long dead. \u00a0Then suddenly Jeremy Clarkson punches a producer in the face, the last 3 episodes are canceled (maybe) forever, and he is sacked. Top Gear over. \u00a0It&#8217;s crazy how fast things can change sometimes, but all good things must come to an end.<\/p>\n<p>Technically, the show is likely to continue onward with a new crew, possibly even rebooted slightly in a way? <sup>[citation needed]<\/sup> \u00a0But Top Gear, <em><strong>the<\/strong><\/em> Top Gear, is gone. A silver lining that can be taken away from this is that, considering the apparent inseparability of JJ&amp;R, we can probably expect at some point all 3 will end up doing something similar together again. \u00a0It may be quite the wait though, if Clarkson takes any of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-3011547\/Piers-Morgan-Dear-Jeremy-big-mistake-hitting-loyal-hard-working-producer-not-again.html\">recent advice<\/a>\u00a0given by old frienemy, Piers Morgan, and winds up on a beach somewhere figuring out what to do next. The only thing I can be certain of amidst all of this change is that wherever the 3 berks from old new Top Gear end up, we will be there when they land.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There goes an old saying&#8230;&#8221;Sometimes monkeys die.&#8221; It&#8217;s not a particularly good saying, and it hardly fits in this instance. \u00a0So moving on, in an update to the Jeremy Clarkson debacle from a couple weeks ago, it has been made official\u00a0by the BBC that they will not be renewing his contract. \u00a0Shortly thereafter a statement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":232,"featured_media":1198,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,6],"tags":[21,63,59,61,64,65,58,62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/232"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1200,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions\/1200"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gotcone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}