It has been said that, when asked about their driving, the majority of people polled are under the impression they are above-average.  Obviously they can’t all be right, because math.  Some of them have to be below average. Some well below average.  As we make our way through our daily lives, we see the people in question bouncing around in traffic; upside down and backwards on the interstate median, resting on top of a broken fire hydrant with water spraying into the heavens like a monster movie, or even just stopped in the middle of the road, inexplicably on fire.  Based on this end result you could certainly be forgiven for putting all of these people into the same X-signing category of  baby-brained Magoos, tumbling through society like a child down the church steps.  The real question, however, is the journey. How in God’s name did that woman’s car end up in the swimming pool of her closest neighbor? What could possibly have lead to a hummer being upside down in a parking lot?  There are several different types of people who have no idea what they are doing, and these are arguably the worst you will see. Beginning with… More…